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>boomer neighbors got an alexa and they've been yelling at it to make fart sounds and bark like a dog for hours

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I want to gulp down your cute American cum RIGHT NOW

My cute American cum is reserved for the trash can and my future bpd twink bf exclusively (there is no difference between them).

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Feel ya, man. 28 soon for me.
Basically where I was ~10 years ago.
'Cept now I'm not happy.

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>tfw 30, almost 31

I've given up, now its only the slow slide until my mom dies and I can end things without hurting her, or anyone else.

What's going on here, why is the thread full of nothing but boomers? I'm 29, nearly 30.

It's an age where I feel like I'm just passing the end of the window to settle down and now I'm looking at a lonely single's apartment for the rest of my life. Maybe I'll get some more houseplants, and a pet. That's a good substitute right?

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Same thing as a wine aunt or crazy cat lady only male. For some people it might fill the void but most its a poor substitute.

lot of old robots here. thought about hanging myself in the closet for the past month. getting closer to 30.. I dont wanna turn 30
what do people at 30 have to look forward to at that point? especially us single ones? losing our hair, our looks, our energy

But what if I quit drinking and become a hot fit muscle daddy with a full beard and handlebar mustache and a cool husky dog?

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Hell I've had all of that happening for the past6-8 years. Basically I went from my teenage years right into the body of a 60 year old man.

I'm ugly, neet and a KHHV at 30.

ive started noticing balding and its making me lose it.
there's no hope for any of us. only some divine intervention can save us at this point

My hair started thinning when I was 16, I never had a chance.

>losing our hair
So far I'm not too stressed, hoping I don't go bald but if I start I'll just own it.
>our looks
I was never attractive.
>our energy
I've been tired since I was 16.

I'm not too worried, personally. Sure I'm friendless and alone, but I've never been all that good with people anyway. I'm perfectly content just sitting at home, getting high, and playing video games.
Probably going to kill myself before I go full geriatric, at least. I can handle being even more exhausted and creaky than I am now, but at the point I need more medicine than food to stay alive I'm just checking out.
Got another decade or two of irresponsible and self-destructive behaviors, maybe more.

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Tops are not gay only bottoms are

But what if I really like pinning down cute boys and sucking the cream out of them?

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>boomer hours
Based

I'm never gonna let age overcome my YOUTHFUL SPIRIT
I might be running on sheer denial but the refusal itself is something

>Got another decade or two of irresponsible and self-destructive behaviors, maybe more
absolutely based and hedonismpilled

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was anyone else an /old soul?/ basically I never had the spark of youth, even in my middle school years I had extensional dread and depression, could never relax and enjoy anything and worse of all I actively tried to sabotage other people's efforts to have fun by tattle telling, and snitching.

Im thinking about making a Grindr, would you recommend?

Also, how is everyone today :0

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That sounds more like bitch soul than old soul.

probably. I just couldn't handle people having fun and not anxiety ridden depressives so I had to try and ruin everything.

I recommend finding a tall building to jump from

Existential dread and a youthful spirit aren't necessarily mutually exclusive
If anything knowing you live in a world where everything inevitably decays and where if you don't stay on your toes you can find yourself losing your grip on yourself is its own source of dread

maybe but I handled it by just withdrawing and be unable to cope with life by overthinking everything.

Lost my job a few weeks ago, pretty much out of money.
Because of that I haven't been eating right, dropped a bunch of weight.
On the plus side, my stomach fat's pretty much all gone, and I actually have those angles at my hips again. It's like I'm back in high school.
On the downside, I'm fucking starving, and my wrists are so small my watch keeps falling off, forget about pants (down a couple notches on my belt).
Would I recommend the jobless poorfag diet? Yes, absolutely.

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No i'm alright, thanks though! If you want to though, i'm sure no one would stop you :3

Do you have a car user? Live in a city of 100k?

tfw no european friend to chat with

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Yes to both, though my car barely runs. Why?

I can teach you the secrets of gig economy, earning up to $25/hr for playing with your phone and listening to music while you drive around.

What's the secret, besides "not factoring in the cost of gas/wear&terar/maintenance to hourly wage calculations"?
Been thinking of doing SKIP or something (only them and DoorDash in my city), though it seems like Hell on Earth.
No Uber here so can't do that. Only other option for "gig" nonsense is Intelcom/Amazon delivery, which again seems like Hell on Earth.

>tfw no quixotic schizo bf with a heart of gold

got one, he has long hair like me but no penis

Basically me. I'm fat, lazy, bookish, nerdy, but also feminine in lots of ways. My bf likes to pretend I am his girlfriend. But would like me a lil slimmer, so I'm working on that currently.

>tfw no joke's on you bf

I'm European and a potential friend to chat with

I curse thee plump poster
At least have the common courtesy to include one ill/skinnyboi in your op

Business expenses are tax deductible. Fuel, mileage, maintenance & repairs, car payments, phone bills etc even the car wash. You pay for those instead of paying income tax. As long as you make sure you're keeping track of everything.

There are lots of little details to explain but if you find a good hotspot and accept the right orders you can boost earnings by a lot. Stuff like using a max distance, minimum amount and $ to distance ratio to filter. Recognizing where the dense residential spots and clusters of apartments are so you get offered more stacked orders going to the same neighborhood. Learning where other nearby hotspots are and taking orders that deliver nearby so you can leapfrog from order to order rather than having dead time driving back to your spot.

You won't make much if you're bad at it and most people are bad at it, but if you know what you're doing it's not too hard to go out and make $100 off the lunch rush alone. Do that 5 days a week and you've got $2,500 a month of untaxed part-time income. That's not bad for a hungry neet.

i really gotta get around to finding one of you bastards and remaking the scene from american psycho with hip to be square

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nice bantz cutie

>tfw no bf who can do a thousand stomach crunches

do you have a lot of european friends?

yeah... it's all just a joke... that's all it was.

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Why do we never post nsfw on this nsfw board?

Can someone really be THIS prison gay or is it trolling? It doesn't sound closeted or denialistic to me, that ass is pretty round and he has a mask on

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Because we're not cumbrains but lovebrains.

We're not in prison. You can talk to women right now.

He keeps saying uwu

Is this cute or cringe?

What's gay about that video? Just a femboy, most guys would hit that

Cute if he's being ironic and he's masc irl
Cringe if he's fem or he thinks it's genuinely seductive or cute

It's more funny if anything, but out of those two options it really depends on whichever you're feeling at the time.
Also partly what said.

How do you find one still

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Anyway, the mid-afternoon lull is over so I'm going back out now. I don't know what your previous job was but if you're out of savings already it couldn't have been great. This is a job where you can be your own boss, wear what you want, make your own schedule. Sitting down most of the day, not standing or walking the whole time. Unlimited breaks whenever you want them. I look at the people in the kitchen when I go to pick up and I'm sure as hell glad I'm not them. Maybe you're more comfortable with retail or food service or whatever but this is the comfiest AND best paying job I've ever had. From one hungry neet to another.

What cut does your pimp take?

based
I saw a vid once of a twink being tied down, oiled up, and very slowly jerked off
the way they tensed up their abs and got so frustrated they'd raise their legs higher to try and thrust is was so cute

also I missed boomer hours but Im old too

You don't have any girl fetishes, do you, gaybots?

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Almost all my fetishes are girl fetishes.
Though I'm also a huge bottom, so it makes sense I'd have that in common with holes.

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>tfw none of these fetishes
take the prudepill and be free

>males dominating
Just this one but ONLY the nice and loving kind, anything mean is a no no. But I guess that's pretty normal and not actually a fetish for someone with preference for bottoming.

Reminder that human relationships obstruct transcendence and that bfs are demiurgical deceptions with rare exception

haha cummies :D

>worked 8 hours today
>gonna study for 4
>boyfriend is being quiet
today sucks

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a boy made me ugly laugh today. im pathetic

Not particularly
Do you have many yourself?

>tfw no ~5'10", chubby twink, trilingual, mathematician/physicist bf to sleep in the same bed with

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if you're so good at math then calculate the odds of you dying alone

They've certainly decreased now that I have met you ^^

has anyone had a skin bridge removed? was it worth it?

Is this the original gondola?

>See friend I haven't seen in a year or talked to much changed his facebook profile pic
>He's really hot now
>Look him up
>He's dating another guy I barely knew who is trans now and they're engaged all playing out in the span of a few months apparently

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Where is my millionaire bf to save me from a life of wageslavery?

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Buy Chainlink so you don't have to depend on your bf

>tfw sticking to wageslaving after losing what little spare cash I had on the gme fiasco.

>Trusting leddit for your investment

Ngmi

>tfw spent 600 stim check on amc/bb shares and lost half of it
it is okay, everything is fine, it's all fine

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Chainlink isnt going to save me

actually I got in from Dab Forums after hearing about it on Dab Forums (I lurk for some reason). I lost $800, which isn't much but was basically my entire savings.

Price you pay for greed

It's not a huge commitment, you're not required to set a profile picture or even a profile name, I've only ever lurked on it. Just be sure to turn off the distance tracking.

I bought at near the fucking top, I actually still have the shares since the way I see it, I'm never getting the money back and on the rare chance it moons I'll make something.

Since I cannot find a millionaire or a cabin bf I might download tinder to window shop because I am scared of people.

I mean the whole thing started from reddit anyways. Dab Forums will only shill crypto mostly

Here's your chubby bf, OP

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>tfw no bf that can teleport me into the sun

Nobody here is gay, nobody here is gay, and that's a fact. Maybe a few of you are, but 75% of this thread are the same types of guys who beat off to traps. I repeat, nobody here is gay.

Posts like this are unironically why I have never met up with anyone from here. I've had a few guys want to meet up and suck my pp but I'm too scared of stuff like this happening.

Hello fellow boomers. I wish I could get an apartment with one of you so we could get /fit/ and indulge in /tg/ neckbeard shit together

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Would any of you date a borderline retard? I have the attention span of a goldfish and am frequently forgetting what I was doing. I'm not that dumb but I make retarded clumsy mistakes constantly. I fear I will never find anyone like this and I hope that part of it is just that I am depressed and that if I'm happier I'll be higher functioning.

some people find idiots cute

Dw I got that

But not a lot of people right? I'm not sure anyone would say I am cute desu.

You're all being very silly boys right now, you know.

>boys
I'm 27 and divorced with a mortgage.

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>boys
but user, i'm 36...

Boyish is as boyish does my dears.

So sweet :3

im so fucking lonely i cant even make internet friends

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ill be your internet fren :)

but user, we dont even know each other!

I'm close to that age and I get mistaken for 21-25 constantly. I get carded everywhere for everything and I always point out the "under 30? we card" and make a fuss
but I actually like it

God I want to suck all the cum out of that cute cock.

we'll learn, silly!

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Yes, but I would never encourage you to say these things about yourself or say them myself, even if they were true.

o-ok if you say so >-

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>gaybots
>lmao no girl fetishes
Are you retard?

I'm pretty fucking dumb myself so I wouldn't mind

well, tell me about yourself!

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Nobody is as dumb as men user, that's what I've learned in life. No matter how bad off socially you think you are you're not as bad as me unless you're literally retarded

Thanks for the reassurance

>Link Marine in r9gay
I have to say I'm surprised it took this long to see another.

im deep in the closet and lacking in the friends department

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>Nobody is as dumb as men user, that's what I've learned in life.
But user, we're both men

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Just embrace being gay; it'll make your life a thousand times easier and you probably won't hate yourself as much

i want to stop being old and i want to stop being virgin

i wanna have seeeeeeeeeeex

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>tfw no one to snuggle in bed purely for warmth haha

its not me thats the trouble, its those around me. i could be seen as a completely different person

how do i get a femboy to cum on something and send it to me~

Can't you just ask her nicely?

i mean any femboy not one in particular

how do i get a femboy to cum on (...) me~

Would you rather live the lie or embrace who you are

You already are being seen as a completely different person by them. Why not be seen as who you are? Fuck em if they don't like you, get new friends that give a fuck about you

Might hook up with a cute twink this weekend. Never done anything with a guy before

>get new friends
and now we're back to my original post

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If you can't make friends that's a red flag

What stops you from making friends? At least, online friends? I mean, you do talk to people online, right? Not only in an anonymous imageboard, but seek out people with at least nicknames and stuff?

do gay guys even like fat guys like that?
im not gonna lie i resemble pic related body type. just more melanin, hair, scars and muscle.
im not gay btw

I do
It's just rare to find a guy that size that has his hair grown out and looks cute but yeah, I'd go for it in a heartbeat

seek, but never find many worth keeping around. sucks being particular about this shit

It's not that strange. People you talk to online will always be a dime a dozen, but you should also keep in mind that friendship takes a long time to actually develop, so you have to actually give people a chance over time instead of ghosting them and stuff.

mfw i attract more gay guys than girls
feels bad man

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i know all about that, but ghosting is a bad habit. and now im just complaining

Honestly just be gay
I just think it would be really nice to cuddle a big guy like that cause I'm a pretty small femboy type, like 5'5 110lb

im 5 foot 6 and 220
no matter how hard i try i wont be physically attracted to guys, maybe in another world man
gl on findin ur bear to cuddle up with

>tfw no coomer bf that sends me a wall of text when I sign in

*cuddles up to your cute body*

Sounds like something I would do user
I'm coomer

>tfw no ~5'10", chubby twink, trilingual, mathematician/physicist bf with a curvaceous physique

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>playing tf2
>femboy with same pfpas me on enemy team
>tryhard to get like 5 dominations and outscore him to be the true one with that pfp
>he flicking hits on me and I own him cause I have an awesome boyfriend
win

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>Sounds like something I would do user
You would? That wound be nice...

Yeah
I mean, if that was what you wanted. I'm used to bottling my horny up but having someone to unload it all on would be nice

Am I gay for having fantasies about being submissive to other men?

Do you see yourself dating a man and kissing him and holding hands and sleeping with him cuddling and watching movies and having dinner together and stuff?
If not: You aren't gay, you aren't bi, you have a fetish and you are straight.

I'm a bit of a coomer myself and if you're cool with that then maybe we should unload on each other

I'm almost certainly far more coomer than you, you have been warned

Now I'm even more interested in seeing how much of a coomer you really are

I do have fantasies about the things you listed. Does that make me gay?

>tfw no ~5'10", chubby twink, trilingual, mathematician/physicist bf that is well adjusted

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Do you also feel those things for women?

Nice one user. My bf is teaching me how to rocket jump.

You're getting more desperate.

>tfw no bf that bunny hops irl

No, I haven't had any fantasies like those involving women, come to think of it I really haven't had any fantasies about women.

How!?
I just want a boyfriend that is nice to me nwn

In that case yeah you sound gay.
Lot of people seem to base their label around who they would fuck but it should be based off who you would actually date and live with and all that. You're gay. Welcome to the club, friend.

Wish I had a boyfriend who likes tf2. Sadly I have none.

>tfw no ~5'10", chubby twink, trilingual, mathematician/physicist bf that needs a new wardrobe

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How do you need to learn how? Are you doing insane stuff like double rocketing and spawn rollouts?

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I never played tf2 until a few days ago and yes plus I'm slow.

Can you give sauce for the OP pic

I don't know how to feel about this. It's strange to me, I would of never considered myself gay. I just love the thought of being in a relationship with a man, which now that I say that out loud, it obviously sounds gay.

It's like a second puberty for a lot of people in that sense.
Just as a 12 year old goes "wait girls don't have cooties, i kind of want to hug one" a 20 year old virgin might go "wait a second men are actually kinda awesome"
Won't be long before it just feels like another part of you, like any other preferences you have

I wish I could be the cute chubby femboy to a feeder bf

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Holy fuck be my boyfriend please
I want to fatten up a femboy until he's nice and plump

That's not chubby anymore...

That does sound pretty nice...

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That reassuring, thanks for that

Well user tell me a bit about yourself
I'm curious to know more about you!

I am the perfect potential boyfriend for you should you be at least of an acceptable standard of intelligence

Shoripurin nwn

Well, in short I'm a bit of a nerd, into weeb stuff like anime and jrpgs, but I'm also pretty into cooking, art, and gardening, I've always been told I'm kinda girly in terms of looks and personality lol, always been big on cuddling. I like dressing up cute but don't have much clothes to work with. What about you lol?

I study mathematics mostly
I do a lot of reading alone
Your artistic passion is interesting to me!

Ahhh, reading is a bit of a hobby for me, I unfortunately don't get much time to devote to it though. My art isn't anything that complex or deep, but it's fun and a good stress reliever for me!

I'm not exactly dumb, but I wouldn't say I'm highly intelligent either, I'd consider myself average for the most part

Uooooooooh! child belly and chest! erotic!

This but unironically my fellow r9gay posters originally

i want an r9k bf bros...
one with a big, girthy, boney hand

Yeah, I never knew I wanted this but all this BBM posting has given me a new fetish

>Is this cute or cringe?
Both to be honest

BF barking like a dog in a semi-realistic way while trying to get your attention.

Cute or cringe?

crunte

>went to the gym on wednesday
>started very light, felt fine for the day
>wake up yesterday
>muscles extremely sorry and painful
>still are today, they feel like they are cramping
wtf did I do wrong

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Being gay is norma-

First time? If not maybe you just fell out of habit or something?

>tfw 7 hours left until I get home

i unironically want a very autistic bf who can't catch social cues and shit, someone who gets very excited while watching a subpar action movie, someone who is fidgety, hyperactive and punches the air whenever the main character is fighting and becomes noticeably happy when the main character wins.
i find it incredibly adorable, where is my superautistic bf?

You did it right. The second day after working out is the worst pain if you properly challenged your muscles. I'm jelly of you, I love that feeling

everyone please send your negative energy to the motherfucker I liked and used to think was a good person thanks

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What do you do when you're in love with your best friend who is undeniably heterosexual? Am I just meant to suffer?

how can you be gay and have a best friend that is hetero? i thought gays only hang out with women. does he know you are gay?

How lonely are you out of 10

Also how horny are you out of 10

I'm 10/10 lonely

And 2/10 horny

hahahahaha how the fuck is love real
hahahaha faggot just walk away from your romanticism
like faggot close your heart haha

I will close my heart and be sad until they bury me in the fucking ground.

Good. Repeat this every morning at 4AM sharp to complete your cope routine
>something something just teach the biggest fish to catch frogs something well something or other in the sea

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>finaly find a guy that likes me
>go on a date with him a couple of times
>he seems into me
>text nearly every day
>after a while i notice that i'm the only one that is initiating the conversations and he replies like in like 10 hours
>feel like i'm bothering him
>tell him if he wants to stop seeing me he can just tell me
>he says "wtf no, what is wrong with you lol"
>after that he starts messaging me first for a couple of weeks, multiple times a day
>says he misses me, sends me cute pics of him etc...
>i really want to see him again so we arrange a date
>he cancels the date last minute
>says he's busy and we will see each other another day
>next day i write to him
>no response
>fast forward to today
>no response for two weeks
i don't get it. why would he act as if he is interested in me only to ghost me in the end? he can just tell me he doesn't want to see me again and get it over with.

People have a hard time being direct. Its easier to drag it out and stop talking until the other person gives up, than being upfront saying "No I don't like you".

Poofs are mentally ill, what did you expect? Above all, avoid the ones that act or talk like roasties, as all the advantages of being mentally male are lost on them.

what is the proper term for this fetish

>tfw no vr boyfriend to fuck as traps with

7/10 lonely
3/10 horny
Sucks man, I wish people would just say something
>hey I'll be busy for next two days I'll reply later when I get time ok?
or just
>i'd rather be alone now or something
>you know it probably won't work for me, sorry
Just fucking say it REEEEEEEE

I'd say homophilia is a good candidate.

Seriously, motherfuckers. I'm in love with my best friend , who is definitely hetero. What have you guys done in that situation? Is the best approach to just be sad for a really long time?

>implying I have friends
haha, no

he seemed uninterested to super interested to straight up ghosting. and i told him, if he wants to stop dating me he can just tell me. he said he wants us to keep dating. i don't understand.
but he was super nice and acted normal

yeah. i was on a date with another guy and he openly said that we dont click. we had chemistry (i think), so i asked him if he wants us to be friends instead. he said no. it hurts but at least i know how he feels instead of having hope and checking my phone every day for 10 times to see if he replied.

tease him a bit about homo stuff. maybe he's a little bi.

Kinda weird user, dont be weird

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I wouldn't submit my life to my subconsciousness in the first place, so I wouldn't have been in your situation. The best approach is to understand that nothing good can come out of this with any reasonable probability, and to stop being a lust driven animal.

>escapism is bad you can't just drink away the whole day
>stop drinking alcohol
>maladaptive daydreaming kicks in
sorry I was born to escape

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The only bad thing is alcohol instead of ketamine. Your maladaptive daydreaming may be brain damage from chronic alcohol poisoning.

>lust
You misunderstand me. But I cannot blame you as you do not know my precise situation. Lust is hardly a factor here, I assure you. For me, this is something more.

That's hardly the important part of my post, don't dodge the rest because you can't cope with reality.
If you so wish, you can choose to "stop being a love driven animal" instead.

>stop being a love driven animal
kek. If you're going to have useful advice at any point, please don't hesitate to let me know.

You once again choose to pick on the rhetorical shitnugget instead of the message. Here it is again, this time without flavoring
>The best approach is to understand that nothing good can come out of this with any reasonable probability

I know. I'm attempting to cope. Maybe I'll figure it out at some point.

>tfw when this homo filled board lets this thread survive the day
im so fucking done with this site

Nah it was like this even before I started drinking.

hey user meee toooo.

The worst part is he is bicurious, and a top, (and probably rough). One time he said something like "I just want to find some guy who I can just completely make my bitch" and I was fucking instantly diamonds, just cause he said it.

but he has a girlfriend who is completely opposed to him sleeping with anyone else.

I wonder how she feels about threesomes. I would unironically get sexual with a woman just for a chance to suck his delicious semi-straight cock.

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this pic is revolting wtf

its cute faggot

no its not
obesity is fucking disgusting
most of you faggots are neckbeards with gross body hair too

Cool story. I fapped to it.

you LOVE big black Niggers

Nigger monkeys are gross. Nobody likes them not even homos

obesity is a word rooted in anti-black racism so if you like fat people you LOVE NIGGERS!

>if you like X you must also like Y
uhh no sweaty, cute and chubby white boys are still part of the master race unlike you gorillas.

you can't maintain a race if you're dying of obesity you fat nigger loving fag

>cute soff bois make schizos seethe

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H-hey...
I'm a chubby white boy, wanna find out if I'm cute?

>why yes I LOVE BODY ACCEPTANCE!

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Depends on where you're from... if I want to see pictures of boys I'll be never able to meet the internet is full of them

Gay fat fetishism always makes me think of this guy. Most of the art people post isn't just soft or average-level bodyfat, it's usually straight up obesity with a cute anime face floating on top. Look closely anons, this is what it looks like irl

Same and it makes me wonder why r9gay is shilling obesity
Are these threads being taken over by the Reiko gang? Or incandescent forces?

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>r9gay is shilling obesity
It really is just one guy, user

I-I'm in North West Europe...
I'm not fat just a little fluffy to help with the cold UwU

It's been fat nigger loving edition for at least 3 months now

>pirandello posting makes the schizos seethe
Maybe he does deserve his UwU fat fuck bf after all lol

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He's very, very persistent and autistic.`

twink-ass mf

I'm chubby I promise...
I'll give you cute soff boi snuggles UwU

very gay and very based, user

just dragged myself home from a hookup, there was supposed to be one guy but it ended up with 3 hung guys

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sounds like an ordinary Sunday to me, user

S-so wanna be my bf...
I'll let you squeeze me all you want UwU

God I wanna talk to you vikingbro, you seem like a nice person. Are you on IRC or something?

>tfw no a song of ice and fire bf

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if a guy has an earring is that him trying to indicate that hes down to suck cock?
I cant think of any reason why a straight guy would wear earrings.

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I have a discord UwU
B-but could you post yours, you know what happens to chubby bois that post their tags in an r9g thread...

I've always just seen it as them being gay. Sucking cocks is a whole different matter.

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Be careful with this, there are hets who do it to look cool or hip or whatever and they're always deeply insecure about people thinking they're gay because of it.

Does your bf know you do that?

Nothing of course. What realistically can you do? Either walk away because it bothers you too much to not be able to have him, or try to keep friends with him and look elsewhere for love.

I seriously don't know how you can start loving someone like that by the way. For me to develop feelings towards someone it takes some time of slowly reciprocating.

my bf cheated on me, but i think i'm going to forgive him
scale of 1-10, how bad of an idea is this?

How long have you known him and how did he cheat on you?

a month LMAO
and he was messaging someone in a different state about lewd things but never ended up doing anything with that
i lost my virginity to him, though, so it's kind of a sunk cost thing

Why should I give a shit about your normalfag problems

Then why not take it off after you realize that everyone thinks you're gay because of it?
If you start wearing things that women exclusively wear then expect people to assume you're a butt fucker.

respond faster

>those progressively louder moans he makes as you slowly go deeper inside him

I'd say give him another chance, but that's because I can empathize with your bf a little... But one month together is very little to be honest so I don't know.

he didn't actually fuck them or even talk to them for more than a few minutes
i think he's just fucking retarded, rather than malicious. honestly i buy his explanation

guy getting his pity fuck this evening here. Gonna shower, shave (face), wear deodorant and cologne and trim my pubic hair (though not shave it completely since I've never done that before.)

Anything else I'm missing?

Buy some air freshener. If you have fapped daily in your mancave the cum smell will linger. You might not smell it because you are used to it, but believe me, other people will.

I'm going to his place, I live with my mom so I could never bring a guy back to mine.

>actually got an interview
Yes, I'm breaking out of this fucking shithole life

>explain your employment gap user
>why do you want to work for our company?
>Do you see yourself as a people person?

Brace yourself, fren, the interview is a big hurdle for people like us.

>ywn have hot sodomitical sex with user while his good Christian mother watches horrified