/r9gay/ - 1291

guy getting his pity fuck this evening here. Gonna shower, shave (face), wear deodorant and cologne and trim my pubic hair (though not shave it completely since I've never done that before.)

Anything else I'm missing?

Buy some air freshener. If you have fapped daily in your mancave the cum smell will linger. You might not smell it because you are used to it, but believe me, other people will.

I'm going to his place, I live with my mom so I could never bring a guy back to mine.

>actually got an interview
Yes, I'm breaking out of this fucking shithole life

>explain your employment gap user
>why do you want to work for our company?
>Do you see yourself as a people person?


Brace yourself, fren, the interview is a big hurdle for people like us.

>ywn have hot sodomitical sex with user while his good Christian mother watches horrified