Ideal Partner Thread

>female
>willing to follow me out into the woods to play ogaa booga.
>make babbys
>can cook
>will do rituals for the old gods
>will eat bread with me
why is it so hard to find cavewomen?

>female
>don't care about her education or how much money she makes
>decent weight, big breasts a bonus
>enjoys traditional female roles
>wants kids
>likes spending time with me
>white or asian

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Female. Looking for a male.

her, just her please

>male
>loyal
>posessive and clingy
>white
>skinny and lanky
>wears glasses
>autistic about interests
>fascist
>lives in usa
>around 20 yrs old

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And what ethnicity are you? There's literally so many Chinese guys like this that I don't see how you haven't found one

I'm white. I'm around 5'11.

There's your answer.

>girl
>asian (or at least dark hair, dark eyes, slim)
>small, clingy, kinda stupid
>virgin
>doesn't care about anyone other than me
>doesn't go outside or talk to anyone else
>wears cute dresses
>clingy and needy
>has exclusively childish interests like cartoons, puzzles, plays with plushies
>wears pantyhose a lot
I want a living doll gf, that would talk to me.

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That's not really an answer. You could easily find tons of guys that fit your requirements. I just think you're posting for attention

That's me lol but your probably a troon knowing this place.

You sound like a pedophile if I'm being honest

im not a tranny. also its hard to believe you actually fit what i posted

Because I am just that autistic your right.

>male
>lonely
>touch deprived
>KHV
>shares some music interests
>introverted/isolated
>shy
>will go on walks with me sometimes

I'm not, I just like girls that are pure and feminine

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please be female and in the US

I have yet to find more than one. If it's so common, why isn't someone else replying ?

autism can be cute. do you have a discord?

For one, you would have better luck in said asian country
>has a cute asian name
>speaks his native language

>Woman
>18-24
>Skinny or a bit chubby
>Chubby preferred
>Big booba preferred but not necessary
>Nice to me
>Won't be mean unless I actually need to be yelled at because sometime I'm stupid
>Would like to play music with me if she knows how to play an instrument
>Would like to hike or go on walks with me
>Can cook basic stuff, I mean I'd be cooking most of the time because I like to cook but it's nice having someone cook you something
>Likes to be cutesy with me to the point where everyone around us will want vomit
>Likes to cuddle
>Would want to watch anime with me
>Likes dogs

I'm not really in a good position to date anyone right now. But I'm going to keep working on myself and getting better.

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oh god it's one of these threads again
>female
>autistic
>is passionate about their interests
>isn't fat or literal skin and bones
>virgin
>around my age
>not disfigured

>pure
yes, you're completely right

Yeah, but I don't really think china is a place I'd like to live. Same for Korea and Japan. I also don't think I'd date a Japanese guy, for many reasons. I'd settle on those two points though, but that's very preferable. Especially the speaking part, I'd be ok if he knew very little.

yes and no, central europe. But maybe we will meet someday, fate's strange sometimes. If you meet the criteria I hope we do someday! Having someone fall asleep in my lap or while hugging each other is just... all I could ask for

>female
>yandere
>dom
>artist
>believes in ghosts and cryptids
>goth/alt style preferences
>loves animals
>has passion and ambition for a hobby or career

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You'd be okay with an American-born asian?

>male
>virgin
>has a job
>has a welcoming family
>doesn't cheat on me
>supports me in my weight loss goals
>is okay with me drawing gay porn for money

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gender:
>both work I guess
education:
>HS diploma bare minimum
physical:
>please dont be fat or ugly I'm sorry that's my minimum
career:
>..maybe have a job? I dunno but at least do something, i dont like parasites
family:
>want kids but understand we're broke and won't have them until we can afford it
foods:
>respect what we're both picky about and design meals around that
clothing:
>if you dress like a stripper outside of the bedroom I am going to nail you to a fucking cross

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Works for me senpai. You lift and do cardio often? I love going on 4-5 mi runs every so often.

>Tomboy weeb
>hates college fags
>hates normalfags and society in general
>is neutral about having kids or doesn't want them
>has pale skin
>lives close to GA and will be my gf
>hates jews and niggers

all bootlickers must hang
me
i don't even know what another humans skin feels like

>female
>obsessed with politics (my men must be fascist!!)
RED FLAG. TURN AROUND THE SHIP!! LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN!!

You should talk to me, I guess Metty.#3380

Anyone looking for Supreme Gentleman?

>female
>clingy
>wants to talk with me every day
>tells me about her life and hobbies regularly
>loves to dress up in frilly dresses

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>loyal
hahaha, the whore expects her future partner to be loyal. I hope your next boyfriend cheats on you too.

gimme your discord pls

Here you go, hope this isn't bait
Shellac#0596

>>fascist
>>lives in usa
What a joke

>read hobbies as boobies
fuck almost perfect list user

Ideal gf:

>Dark hair
>5'8 tall, age 27 or newer
>Large ears
>Only wears suits bought at thrift stores
>Likes dark ambient music and painting seagulls
>Has no qualms with eating exotic meats
>Laughs in monotone
>Masturbates to circuit diagrams
>Is affectionate

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So what you're saying is, you got the goods?

no i just wanted someone to talk about my flatties all day

Ideal
>Female
>College educated
>At least not significantly overweight
>I'm 6'1". I'd prefer someone shorter than me
>Autistically obsessed with music like me
>Likes Geek the Girl by Lisa Germano
>Similar interests
>Low sex drive
>Cuddle

rorikon onry

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this is me except i'm too short and i prefer drawing whales

>Female
>Under 5'10"
>Below 21 BMI
>Long hair
>Virgin
>Good at sex
>Innie, shaven vagina
>Loves giving oral

Ideal boyfriend
>tall
>pale skin but brown hair and eyes
>smart
>loves me
>thinks I am pretty
>wants to hold me
>cares about me
>wants to have children with me
>doesnt watch porn
>only loves me
>not a sociopath
>doesnt fantasize about other women

Me except I have blue eyes unfortunately

Doesn't exist obviously

>>tall
Define tall.

>has a vague amount of money that can sustain them, doesn't care that I'm neet/schizotypal
>does not have, probably does not want kids
>"smart"
>"funny"
>has a vagina, don't much care what your pronouns or identity are, I just don't like dicks, I'll fuck a they/them, I'll call you a boy's name if you'd like, man, it's your life.
>maybe lets me be in the vagina like, once or twice a month
>has read at least one book that was not assigned in a high school curriculum that they enjoyed that isn't YA apocalypse fiction or harry potter
>not political or at least not insufferably so
can't think of anything else.
But I mean, It's not like I'd land someone like that, I'm an uggo neet with brain problems and bad face/body acne. There's literally no draw, and even if you accidentally get hooked, which has happened once or twice, you will realize that dating someone who is mentally unstable and deeply poor is an uphill battle.

Could you put out your discord?

im a lad
>female
>clingy
>wants to talk to me often/daily
>affectionate
>doesn't treat me like a toy to play around with for a month before throwing me away
>will fill the void in my heart that desires to talk to someone who genuinely wants to talk to me and whom i can pour out my affection to and be stupid/silly with and have affection poured on to me

>female
>Catholic
>not obese, not underweight
>big boobas
>5'4-5'10
>right wing
>either college educated and gainfully employed or lives at home
>likes kids, wants kids
>in decent shape and willing to try /out/ stuff with me
>likes to cook or at least willing to learn to do stupid /ck/ cooking experiments with me
Unfortunately I have 4 years of med school + 4 years of military service to go until I can settle down, will probably find a woman via match dot coom or something.

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already looking for new people to use?

fwughox#9773

Only because you asked.

Aww, lt is not even real, I will give you mine if you want

I don't know if he wants but I want, user.

>is a girl
>will talk to me, a guy who has almost never talked to girls

Eh, sure. I'm a boomer.

>female
>cute
>rather flat chest
>genuinely enjoys video games (pc)
>clingy

25/m here
hit me up ladies
discord: Fizzy#6787

Ok! You can send your discord or you can add me Metty.#3380

Had me until the last 3.

Wo de zhong wen hen hao and you can call me whatever cute nickname you want, I'm 5'9 and 5", I can care about people and I have artistic sense, my ethnicity is slavic and I am US born
>ama
Favorite water margin character, now

>male
>taller than 5'8"
>moderately attractive
>has a charming and mischievous personality
>will playfully tease me but comfort me anyway
>basically a dom but none of the cringy shit
>gives me the adrenaline rushes because he can intimidate me
>must be smarter and more responsible than me
>doesn't get bored from what i say/can have conversations with him, doesn't do the shitty "i just didn't know what to say lol" bs, and if he finds it boring he can straight up just say that
>"having his own life and personality" would be a bonus but i dont need someone who's like busy 24/7 with their shit
i think that's it, basically all i need is someone mutually interested in talking to me/on the same wavelength/good chemistry
i have a bf right now and hes a lot less interested in conversations or bonding than i am and it really does kill me, especially since i know he's been chasing after twinks (in order to have a threesome which i am into but i think he's indifferent to the threesome and just wanted dick. I wouldn't care if he had ever said up front he was bi, but he's stated he's straight)

swallow glass
over 5 foot 7, ideal is like 6 foot 3

lol that's almost me, not asian but i literally have almost no female friends and according to my bf clingy as hell

Why do you post on an ideal partner thread if you've got a bf?

Brainless

You sound like you're looking for a dad and also are a cheating slut

congratulations, youre responsible for the worst post itt

I'm 6'4" but blue eyes rip

because obv he isnt the ideal lol

>>has a ... personality
Fuck, I'm out.

Not that retarded girl but are these threads even good now in 2021? They were somehow 3 or 4 years ago but rn is probably actual e-girls who come from Instagram

lol not a dad and also not a cheater, there's a difference between wanting something and going out and getting it

I'm pretty sure they were never good. Right now they certainly aren't though.

Why even waste his time dating him if you disdain him and are craving something else? Just do both of yourselves a favor and tell him you're not attracted to him.

no there's not you cheating whore

I'm all of those but I wouldn't date someone already in a relationship

>male
>at least 5'3 (if you are on the threshold being a confident person will help)
>willing to travel to different countries with me
>watching movies having lazy days, cuddling, you are okay with baby talk
>being weird and quoting movie lines and general Dab Forums slang
>passionate about something so I can ask questions and generally annoy you
>have a job
>not /fit/ to the point of intimidating
>chubby fat is fine but not obese

I don't really have a particular physical type. I prefer talking to mature eccentric women and seeing if we have a connection. I also prefer some one else pale and blue or green eyes because I'm pale with blue eyes. I'm also from the us. I think if I did find some one and we really got along it would be sad to be only online forever.

Are you female because you just described me to a tee and I'd like to talk to you

>you are okay with baby talk
>being weird and quoting movie lines and general Dab Forums slang
absolutely based

tfw i'm mostly a neet (i only work 1 day of the week)

discord tag, I guess I fit that description.

desu you're probably right but unfortunately its not that easy, we've broken up a few times but he comes back, idk why tho

Im passionate for the pursuit of truth in an age of brainwashing
Does that count?

Send your discord tag to my email please
[email protected]

I mean blue eyes are not bad or anything I like them a lot
I just prefer brown eyes because I have brown eyes idk I want someone who looks like me so they at least think I am attractive

To add to this and is probably the biggest thing:
>won't judge me and will let me "practice" on them since I'm not that experienced and don't have a massive sex drive but I'm willing to try
Probably a deal breaker but I'm fine with that. I'm 28 years old.
Discord if anyone wants to chat clink#5993

Are you male or female though. You didn't answer that

>tall (can do without this easily)
>female
>sweet
>slightly chubby
>is okay with me having some useless interests, like extensive vidya knowledge of a specific game
>not racist (I'm not black, I'm just not racist myself)
>is okay with me asking questions about their hobbies if I'm unfamiliar with it

Honestly, the best type of person you can find.

male
doesn't mind scars
likes staying up late/night walking
maybe a little taller than me (5"4)
at least a decent sense of personal hygiene
I don't have a heavy preference on looks but moustaches are really attractive to me?

I actually think brown eyes look better anyway though

I'm female

original blox

Mine is quite similar.
Unfortunately scars over the face is always a deal breaker for girls.

blue eyes look nice on men especially when they have brown hair,
is your hair curly ?

What kind of scars?

>female
>virgin
>18-24
>white or asian
>long hair
>not fat
>introverted
>not too normie
>loyal
>would be happy staying home and not working
>Wants 2+ kids
>Doesn't have non ear piercings
>Doesn't have tattoos
>Doesn't have a serious drug addiction
>hobbies: drawing, cooking, gardening, sewing, vidya
>other interests includes nature and animals
>forestpilled

I've found a total of two (2) women in my life that fit this and they both rejected me h-haha

No unfortunately not at all. I have pretty straight hair.

Based straight haired user

straight hair is nice too dont worry
most people prefer blue eyes and straight hair anyways

self harm scars but only on arms and thighs

as in acne scars?

Thanks! It's okay I'm not that worried. I think most of that stuff is just small details anyway, other than preference.

What kinds of movies though? My heart is going to crash and burn if you're into Star Wars and capeshit.

I don't mind scars. I just wanted to know for the most part

>as in acne scars
Yes

>ideal online e-girlfriend
She watches movies with me.

Every weekend we have a chat together. We talk about how the last week has been. We talk about how the next week is going to be. We talk about feelings, hopes, dreams, and more. Then we watch a movie. And then we discuss the movie.

Movies that play on the festival circuit. Foreign films from other countries and in other languages. Old movies from before we were born, famous and award-winning decades ago, but now obscure and forgotten. The experimental wave of the of the 60s and 70s. The golden classics of the 40s and 50s. The silent films and early talkies of the 20s and 30s. Black-and-white movies. Adaptations of theater stage plays and opera. Historical dramas and period pieces. Movies without action scenes, where people just stand around talking. Boring movies.

Nobody else will watch this shit with us, so we bond over it with each other.

>ideal real life girlfriend
Aged 24 to 34.
East Coast timezone.
Any height.
Any race.
Not obese, but overweight is okay if improving.
Cooks with me and likes my cooking.
Goes on walks and hikes with me.
Light gamer, will play sometimes with me.
Music is chill and won't give me tinnitus.
Not an alcoholic or into hard drugs.
Not a conservative.
Likes kids, seniors and animals.
Compassionate towards the weak.
Passionate about something, anything.
Likes cuddles more than sex.

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You wont find a guy who doesnt fantasize about other women. Sorry but literally all guys think about fucking every attractive woman they see.

Not true. Religious guys don't. I know cause I'm one of them.

By Asian do you mean East Asian or would you accept someone who is technically Asian/white but not East Asian or hapa, like Chechen?

I don't watch porn and I don't fantasize about other women, but that's a result of having a very low libido. If you ever find your guy, be prepared to never have sex.

Is your low libido something you always had or is it the result of SSRIs or something

Never seen a Chechen girl in my life but yeah I would. Eurasians are like hapas except without all the downsides. Are you responding to my job offer?

I've always been uninterested in porn of actual people. There were periods in my life where I regularly looked at pornographic drawings and read pornographic text, but it was more of a hobby than a passion. I would get a boner, but I wouldn't do anything with my boner, because I was also uninterested in masturbating.

> smart
> a good person
> good sense of humor
> likes pets (specially dogs)
> likes children (wants to have some in the future)
> not right wing
> virgin

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I have a high libido and I haven't watched porn in 5 months. Yes it has been very difficult but it'll be worth it when I meet my future wife.

I'm 6'3 btw

>male
>loves me
>smart but retarded
>direct communication
>honest
>funny
>have some hobbies in common
>will tell me random facts
>will tell me if I'm being irrational
>taller than me (I'm only 5'4)
>healthy and happy with themselves

>have some hobbies in common
Name some hobbies.

I fit this depending upon your hobbies. What are your hobbies?

Fit all but I'm a manlet, feels bad.

You are describing me except for the second and seven in the list because we don't know us :0

>healthy and happy with themselves

This hit harder than expected

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A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. It is a legume.

too general, look at all the tard who responded to you

>Female
>With opinion
>Like to study
>Honest
>Horny
>With good sense of humour
Fisical traits doesn't matter to me if I am honest

OP said >Robots and fembots, post what your ideal gf/bf is like. Be as vague or specific as you want

>OP said
OP is a faggot, who gives a shit what he said

>failing for bait this easily.
>"Anons, I..."

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To be fair
>male
Obviously
>loves me
Free space
>smart but retarded
Anyone that's anywhere in between can say this
>direct communication
Is it possible to communicate indirectly? Do you just mean someone capable of speaking or using sign language?
>honest
Most people think of themselves as honest, even if they lie a lot
>funny
Most people think they're funny because they have their own sense of humor
>have some hobbies in common
You didn't even list your hobbies so this excludes no one
>will tell me random facts
Anyone can do this
>will tell me if I'm being irrational
Again, anyone can do this
>taller than me (I'm only 5'4)
99.9% of males are taller than you
>healthy and happy with themselves
This actually excludes most of r9k but they could just pretend

>female
>5'4"
>similar age
>brunette with blue/green eyes
>slim but not anorexic
>intelligent
>similar sense of humour
>not argumentative but willing to call me out
>neat/tidy
>polite and well mannered
>largely apolitical or otherwise uninvested in politics
>good relationship with her family
>aspirations and goals of her own
>wants children in the future
>relaxed outlook on life

I'm all of these but I'm a 6 foot tall hairy guy, is that okay?

I'm not stupid I'm just desperate. You miss every shot you don't take.

ok ill clarify

>direct communication
meaning just tell me if im being a dumbass or if they want me to shut up, I'm pretty fucking autistic. I need them to be straightforward with their motives surrounding me and their expectations of me. Basically, if they need time alone, they should tell me. If they want to talk more, they should tell me. If they are upset with me, they should tell me, etc. No random ignoring or getting mad over petty issues, just talk through it.

>honest
well I mean actually fucking honest, to the point of sperg level bluntness

will tell me if I'm being irrational
>Again, anyone can do this
you'd actually be surprised, many people try to beat around the bush or cater to my irrationality at times

>tfw no chechen gf
I've suffered from this feel for a total of 30 minutes. If you see my post later, add me lichen#5112

Fair point. I'll assume you don't keep your hopes high on shots like that one though.

I'm pretty honest but most of the time I've found people that say they find honesty refreshing get upset when someone's actually honest with them.

Wow yeah drop discord that's perfect

I have no hope even on the best of shots, don't worry.

>I have no hope even on the best of shots, don't worry.
As it depressingly ought to be.

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Yeah, that's why there aren't enough honest people nowadays, everyone's too scared to offend others. Honesty can hurt, but it can also lead to a lot of improvement. People need to realize their flaws, strengths, weaknesses, etc.

My only standards are not to be lgbt, obese, or politically left. Yet being in cali its so hard lol all the girls my age here have tattoos, are "bisexual", all have vaping addictions and are cringe as fuck with their starbucks tiktok social media obsession. I just want a life long companion who fucking hates niggers :(

>female
>most interests are also mine
>similar humor to mine
>virgin
>would work on projects with me, like music
>height up to my chin
>similar intelligence to me
>dark hair and eyes
>hair reaches down to the top of her shoulders
>mentally stable

>>won't judge me and will let me "practice" on them since I'm not that experienced and don't have a massive sex drive but I'm willing to try
You just need to get yourself a daddy dom and let him make you do all the things you desire but can't admit to yourself.

>I'm 28 years old
Yikes, There's always a catch, huh?

That's actually a bonus for me. But since she won't engage in conversation outside of the Discord, I have very little faith that she'd be a good conversationalist inside.

>But since she won't engage in conversation outside of the Discord, I have very little faith that she'd be a good conversationalist inside
Why would you say that?

She's just the typical Discord orbiter collector.

lol that's all women in these threads

If someone is looking to have a conversation, then they'll show it by, y'know, actually engaging in conversation.

She just wants to get her dopanine hit when she gets a bunch of ads on discord

>>Tomboy weeb
>>hates college fags
>>hates normalfags and society in general
>>is neutral about having kids or doesn't want them
>>has pale skin
>>lives close to GA and will be my gf
>>hates jews and niggers
give me a r9k gf damn it

>girl
>pale with black hair
>pot belly but otherwise skinny body
>shares some hobbies with me but is excited about her own stuff that she likes to share
>clingy and introverted
>isn't a neet or wants to not be one
>will always talk things through and share her feelings openly
Never gonna get it sadly

There isn't much I wouldn't do for a qt castiza gf like pic related.

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>female
>shorter than me (5'7)
>white
>slim
>not religious
>doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs
>music theory nerd who will play and compose with me
>math nerd
>doesn't care about things like customs, traditions, social status, makeup
>straightforward, open, and honest

>female
>sub
>mommy
>loves me
>clingy
>not a methhead
>likes indoorsy stuff
height, weight, race, is all void

Pretty much Apache's type but a latina. Feminine but aggressive, because I'm a beta cuck or whatever.
youtube.com/watch?v=84DR3VfFO-k

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i think im only compatible with the very bpd

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>>sub
>>mommy
Those don't add up

That's literally me I am even a Maths grad school dropout and I have been into his writings for a long time now hit me up
[email protected]

why not, some parents are more laid back but stern when needed or something
i want to greedily hug her and tell her how much she means to me

>female
>late 20s to early 30s
>has a job or dedicated hobby that they profit from
>talks to me about all the things they're into
>wants to get me into her hobbies
>willing to travel the world with me

- female
- enjoys talking to me and won't neglect me or ghost me
- we can tell each other about anything and offer each other advice or encouragement
- will help inspire me to draw or make a manga together or just do projects together
- loyal and honest
Other things don't matter much but:
- any height; tall girls are amazing though
- I am a virgin (obviously why else would I be here?); I don't demand it but a virgin would be nice
- I like sports so a tomboy/athletic girl is great
- I like gentle femdom as well but again it doesn't matter much
hit me up I guess if you fit any of this; I'm lonely and I'd like someone to share my interesting stories with
VirginVulture#1830

I'm sorry what the fuck is that image

A healthy relationship. What do you mean?

Can you post one of your drawings? What sort of manga do you like?

>Likes vidoegames
>Is nice
>Bit chubby
>Probably Japanese
Boom, my ideal gf

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>female, born a woman, xx chromosome
>white
>wants kids
>more shut in than normie
>wants to live semi rural away from boxed in suburbia
>loyal
>pushes me to do things just as encouragement not as being my mother or anything lol. I will do the same
>has hobbies
>will listen to my autism rants about history and culture

>music theory nerd
Not female, but I thought you should know that this is based.

>not a sociopath
Darn, got me there :)

Guess I'll make one too

>Female
>Not obese
>Loyal
>Loves me
>Want's lots of kids
>Would be interested in living in the country

If that's your fathers face, take it off whore. Remember you're liable. I am not your weapon and do not catch an attitude.

yes there is obviously, actually sleeping with someone is a lot different than just thinking about it

Tall, smart, kind of spergy, biological girl, preferably with big ears and full lips. Dark hair I guess. If you are reading this, hi

>me
>genderbent

das about it

A girl who is very interested in linguistics and learning languages so we can talk about them and learn them together, we would do our flashcards together and such. She is passionate about math rock and rock music in general so we can appreciate the same songs and feel cool while listening to music together, and plays an instrument so we can jam around and come up with our own songs together. Likes working on creative projects (even if she sucks at it or has trouble finding inspiration, because I certainly am like that), and has broadly similar aesthetic/stylistic sense and interests in media so we can share things that we like and work on projects together when we have the inspiration. Enjoys video games, manga and Japanese aesthetics/media in general, and maybe has some interest in TRPGs and worldbuilding.

Introverted, a loner, understands feelings of long-term loneliness, isolation, self-loathing, etc. Reasonable, capable of rational thinking, not especially impulsive. Maybe describable as gloomy, cynical, or depressive. Maybe gets sentimental and nostalgic easily and can be seen as being too serious at times. Scarcely any friends or romantic experience. Idealistically romantic, clingy and desiring of mutual need. Isn't status-driven or especially materialistic and just wants to live a simple life. I guess that's the gist. I want more than anything to forget the world and live in a bubble with a girl like this, man.

Drew pic related

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>female
>anorexic
>preferably tall
>laughs at my jokes
Pretty much this. Don't have anything else I need.

>female
>black
>weeb
>loyal
>asexual or low libido
>doesn't mind dealing with a retard
>into black guys
I'd be fine with this

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>linguistics, worldbuilding, math rock, rational thinking
Not female but this is very based.
Are you also ?

No, that is a different poster, but thanks. Now if only I was actually good at any of my interests.

>Born female.
>Stays female.
>Doesn't want kids.
>Likes romantic things,gestures.
>Affectionate.

I'd take a 6/10 who is all of that. I'm not super good looking myself but, I'm kind.

woman with an interesting life who'll help me transition

How old? Im 27 kek, but I look decent, shower every day, brush twice a day, i just started going to the gym 4 months ago so i am still skinny fat but I gained a lot of muscles on my legs, chest and arms. Don't care about scars one bit, I have a lot of stretchmarks on my back and it never bothered me, 6 feet tall and I love doing things at night because there's no people out, can you post some hobbies even if im too old? Im interested in what you do for fun besides the walking at night.

Yeah fuck that shit, just write "insanity" instead of "scars" next time.

>female
>autistic
>white-passing
>not fatter than a whale
>wants babies
are my standards too high, bros?

>Female
>Real PC gamer
>Shut-in, not a normie
>Quiet
>Not seeking attention from multiple guys
>No tattoos or piercings
>Not political

Yeah protip: if a woman is on the internet she's getting attention from hundreds of guys even if she doesn't want it.

>>female
>>not significantly overweight
>>needy
>>wants to have kids in the future
>>loving
>>vulnerable

>female or mtf
>decent hygiene
>not morbidly obese
>not super extroverted

literally just want a discord gamer e gf who will play shit like minecraft or other stupid shit while we make jokes and laugh and get drunk and be mentally ill together

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>NEET
>male (not a femboy or tranny)
>lives in america too
>autistic and easygoing

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oh my god man this hurts to read. do you not feel embarrassment

>born with a vagina
>skinny
>intelligent
>loyal

Well your probably a fat ugly turbo sperg. So id lower that bar buddy.

I'm slim, 6/10 face, but yes I'm a turbo sperg.
Thread is about "ideal" partner not a possible one.

Cute female
Age 18-35
Not a feminist
Not SJW
Can cook/clean
Needy
Pretty feet
Likes same movies and shows as me.
Likes cuddling
Okay with me not having much money but still appreciates gifts I can afford.

>16
>want large family
>kind and nurturing
> virgin
>scandinavian
We'll get a homestead, homeschool the 10-20 kiddies and revolt against the modern world.

>female
>at least high school education
>chubby or willing to put on weight
>has a hobby, but not a job
>wants to have 1 or 2 children
>plays vidya with me
>possibly cooks, not a dealbreaker though
>is a monarchist, or at least conservative
>likes the same kind of music I do
>genuinely loves me

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>cisgender wamyn
>sincere
>honest
>honorable
>brave
>healthy
>kind
>loyal
>good taste in food
>curious
>careful
>prepared
>supportive
>likes to cuddle
>willing to kill

>Male
>Faggot
>Retarded humor
>Kinda dumb
>4 or higher
>Over two inch cock (hard)
>Wants trad life
>Calls my friends slurs

Would you settle for 1.5 cock?

Hmm, how girthy?

>female
>loyal
>latex fetish
>mind control fetish
These are my only requirements

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>female
>scandi
>not a cringe coomer or porn consumer
>aspie

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how old are you
>central
please be in poland

>Okay with baby talk
Please throw yourself off a cliff

This, baby talk is a huge red flag

such an edgelord woah!!! lol i can tell youre obese and smelly

butthurt nonwhite detected kek

>cis female
>asian or white
>short or tall
>from CJK or Europe
>speaks foreign language and english
>cute and kind
>likes anime (weeb)
>closet pervert
>does cosplay or lolita fashion or art or music or dancing
>plays video games with me and sometimes my friends
>easy to talk to and likes to listen about stuff I've done and things that happened in video games
>naturally curious
>very patient
>has a calm and melodious voice
>likes fantasy worlds and RPG
>lets me brush her hair
>lets me take photos of her
>browses Dab Forums regularly
>is generaly willing to please and indulge me

Normalniggers out now.

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lmao ur a clown

It's not normalfag behavior to fantasize about a dream partner that will never come

>cis female
>bonus points if asian
>shorter than 5'11 but not a deal breaker
>UK or Europe
>kind personality and we share some attraction
>likes manga (weeb)
>interest in art or video games
>doesnt mind clinginess or willing to mention if you get uncomfortable with anything
>lets me take photos of her
>semi normie
>wants to help me become a better person either socially or mentally

Ideal
>Male or MTF
>Likes music / movies from the 30s & 40s
>Skinny
>Unibrow
>Can identify birds by their call
>Wears glasses that make their eyes look cartoonishly large
>Interesting to talk to
>Smart, but not necessarily academic
>Affectionate
>If long distance, will be penpals as well as talking daily online

Dealbreakers
>/fit/
>Full beard (flirty mustache ok)
>Dislikes pigeons
>Pokes me in the eye with a burned stick (non burned acceptable but you're on thin ice)

>Female
>over 25
>texts me about her day while I'm at work
>doesn't rely on edgy humor
>plays co-op games with me
>willing to go to conventions with me

>born with vagina
>attractive to me

Another white user here, lose weight fatty

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is this a reference to something? that's so specific

>literally describing a major section of the board
>too vague, no one replies because it's clear bait
Not gonna make it.

No, not a reference. It's an ideal partner thread, why not get a little specific?

>virgin
>younger than me
>christian
>anti globohomo
>emo or goth girl but the classic kind who don't wear piercings or anything, just hates normal f words and collects knives and listens to rock music
>kinda ugly
>is mean and tsundere, a bully who is averse to flirtation so I can constantly le epic troll her and make her do cute things when angry
>is either right wing or doesn't care about politics at all, preferably doesn't care and is not invested. not an sjw
>averse to all sexual activity with someone who isnt her husband, considers herself so valuable that no man is worthy of more than a kiss without being married
>clingy
>feminine, can cook and wants children, wants to be a housewife who doesnt work
>intelligent about things broadly but not specifically
>productive, not lazy
>a loner but fearlessly sociable, considers social interaction pointless and therefore has no social anxieties
>has actual humor and not relatable memes are funny
>despises social media
>despises sluts and covers herself, has self respect
>despises men who only care about pussy or simps, etc. more anti globohomo

>Female
>White
>From my country
>not obese
>Has an interest in history and archaeology
>Not a completely useless woman ie capable of cooking something that isn't frozen shitty factory meat.
>Loves me
Thats all eye coulour and hair colour and body dont really matter that much as long as we can be friends and love eachother :]

>movies from the 30s & 40s
I'm at work so I can't talk now, but I love these. If you'd like to watch movies with a buddy sometime, please feel free to add me.

I hate these threads a because anyone who adds me just ghosts me

Have you tried being less boring and a better conversationalist?

Yeah I did try that and they still ghost me

>female.
>bobcut or long hair
>wants kids
>is into storytelling/writing and fantasy
>is casually edgy sometimes
>cuddles me when I'm hollow and won't leave me
>doesn't mind occasional weeb stuff
>cutesy and wouldn't mind playing dress up
>prefers calling over texting
>doesn't mind sharing her hobbies with me and getting me into them

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He is kinda a prick, I agree with his politics and I vibe with his innawoods shit but he is a dickhead, the way he thinks about his neighbors is shitty

Looking for lanky male fascists?
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You will never be a woman

Checked, Based men cooking for wives since girls born after 1993 cannot cook

I love the smell of Scandinavian PEDO in the morning

What do you try to talk about?
>"I like videogames and anime, do you like videogames and anime too!? Wow, that's such a special and unique connection. Let's exchange nudes, ha ha, just kidding... unless..."

>female
>happy to just hang out and cuddle/not a total coomer
>doesnt think im disgusting
>enjoys my company
>we have similar interests so we can do stuff together or watch stuff together

>Chubby/thicc/pear-shaped
>Lots of money
>Willing to be the more dominate woman in the relationship
>Tall
>Can have an engaging, intellectual conversation
>Smart overall
>Doesn't have to share all of my hobbies, but there needs to be some crossover that we can share