Ideal Partner Thread

>female
>willing to follow me out into the woods to play ogaa booga.
>make babbys
>can cook
>will do rituals for the old gods
>will eat bread with me
why is it so hard to find cavewomen?

>female
>don't care about her education or how much money she makes
>decent weight, big breasts a bonus
>enjoys traditional female roles
>wants kids
>likes spending time with me
>white or asian

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Female. Looking for a male.

her, just her please

>male
>loyal
>posessive and clingy
>white
>skinny and lanky
>wears glasses
>autistic about interests
>fascist
>lives in usa
>around 20 yrs old

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And what ethnicity are you? There's literally so many Chinese guys like this that I don't see how you haven't found one

I'm white. I'm around 5'11.

There's your answer.

>girl
>asian (or at least dark hair, dark eyes, slim)
>small, clingy, kinda stupid
>virgin
>doesn't care about anyone other than me
>doesn't go outside or talk to anyone else
>wears cute dresses
>clingy and needy
>has exclusively childish interests like cartoons, puzzles, plays with plushies
>wears pantyhose a lot
I want a living doll gf, that would talk to me.

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That's not really an answer. You could easily find tons of guys that fit your requirements. I just think you're posting for attention

That's me lol but your probably a troon knowing this place.