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PSA: one should sleep with an Abraxas stone under their pillow for a chance to receive copious injections of thickened white baby milkfrom the INFP cumfairy pumping penetrativepsychic semen straight into the depths of the psychosphere with the sole intention of blessing idealized good girl wombs with his potent magick concoction.
Guys and girls, for the first time in my life I measured my dick size.
It's somewhere between 14 and 16cm, depending on how I exactly measure it and how hard I get it.
t. ENFJ
yeah same
t. ISTP
This kills the INTP robot
I earn nearly double that of my type, poggers.
>INTJ
>Lenin
What did he mean by this?
>tfw 27cm dick
Pls make it stop. Women see it and go "Uh, nvm lol..."
The INTJ choice for charts is always horrible. That's just how it goes.
Why do you think lenin isnt an intj?
if you read anything about him its pretty clear he is
and what's your type?
Why is Rasputin an I? Dude willed himself from being a dirty peasant to being royalty by social skills alone..
INTJ. So I don't even really like sexual pursuit that much anyway.
other INTP's earn 30K of NEETBUX a year? WTF????
damn brother. i already have issues with 20cm, surprised that 27cm even exists
>leader of a revolution
>I
type me
I'm mostly a shut in
I'm athletic and fit
I like adrenaline rushes but am also very fearful
I'm prone to addiction and things like overeating and sensory pleasure
I constantly cycle between extreme emotions
I enjoy antagonising people a lot
I make music
I like things that make me sad. I see sadness as the most authentic emotion
I'm bored by reading unless it's something I find interesting like history or psychology
I like mostly in the moment and see the future as dark and bleak, but mostly don't think about it
I get bored easily
I'm shy and socially anxious most of the time but can have periods of mania
I oscillate between wanting attention and wanting nobody to look at me
well the concept is basically; the earth get destroyed to make way for an interstellar highway (which is juxtaposed by the fact that the main character's house was just about to be demolished for the same reasons) and a really reserved british dude is the only human to make it out alive. much shenanigans occur as he tries to make his way in the universe, the earth was actually a computer all along, there's a robot that was programmed with human emotions but just got really depressed about being a robot.... it kinda goes all over the place plotwise, but comedy is so well written you stay engaged the whole time. definitely a recommended read
ISTP hell yes
this sounds very ISTP to me.
>Gavrilo Princip INFP
Explain
that's what I thought
but I have questioned whether I might actually be ISFP
I am istp
Just got tested for adhd and I got it
That, or the therapist just wants to push adderall prescriptions.
adhd is a meme created by pathetic J types who think there's something wrong with you if you don't want to spend all day organizing binders
The only reason I even got tested was because I have been having memory issues for years and finally have enough money to do something about it.
And a friend with adhd said it helped him, but i'll have to see for myself tomorrow.
>tfw goebbels
ENTP here, where do I sign up for my INFJ cumslut gf?
Right here on deez nutz little biiiiiiiiitch
hoho! Absolutely REKT, my good man!
Get in line brother, we're all gonna make it
ISTP here, can relate to pretty much everything! You're likely an ISTP!
oh mister user, thy words be a what-the-fuck-ery, and they do floateth, above this head of me, but nonetheless, i shall concur and agree
During menopause, it is common for women to experience vaginal dryness.
sounds cool. i'll look into reading it. you got any more sci-fi book recommendations?
that's some odd shit to know on a thursday night.
istp bro here... know exactly what your talking about
during ovulation in young adult xSTP and xNFJ women, it is common to experience excess vaginal wetness and a strong instinctual desire and need to be pinned down and bred by an xNTP while in their presence.
I did not know of this. Care to explain more?
>slowly unzipping dominant redhead Ti gf's hoodie
there is wonder in this world
According to my ENTP data, this all lines up sir
I'm pure INTP and i do stock trading for living.
INTP is identified to be best type for trading.
You'll find if you google it there are numerous proofs and testimonies.
how do you learn about this and get into it?
You can learn very basics by books, youtube, website, etc.
But the money is made by self learning through trial-error and it's the point where INTP is strong.
Most of the INTP I've known are very shy. Would they really be capable of being that assertive?
Ah, it would be extremely painful.
What kinds of sex (if any) does each type have?
in the presence of xNTP men, ovulating xSTP and xNFJ womens wombs and vaginas feel very empty and want to be filled with cum. the virile and fertile xNTP man will naturally exude attractive pheromones and behavior that the woman (who is in heat and needy) can smell and is attracted to, throwing their female hormones into chaotic bliss. this makes the interaction optimal for the xNTP man to grab the hormonal and prime breeding material and take her to a location wherein the xNTP man will breed her. the xSTP or xNFJ brain will naturally shut off and their excessively wet and sensitive holes and body will be fully given to the xNTP man to use as he pleases until his full and aching balls are empty and relieved and her holes are happy and full of seed and she is impregnated.
this is a standard and fully natural interaction between xNTP men and xSTP/xNFJ women, although the length of time until this inevitable end point happens is indeterminant and can be anywhere from the very first interaction up to a week later depending on the individuals schedules, life situations and the amount of teasing and flirting the xSTP or xNFJ can handle before they melt internally and initiate the process themselves out of pure lust and horniness.
i hope that cleared it up for you.
>keep seeing talk about the supreme infj waifu
give me characters that would be the perfect match for an infj dude yo
istp here i work at a semi trailer manufacturing plant
any other istps stay true to their innate ability to use power tools and fixation towards death
that sounds awful, i hope i die at like 27
besides that ive mostly been working my way through the star wars books, but enders game was also fucking killer. orson scott card doesnt miss
you really did up the ante after all. luckily, i masturbated BEFORE i got on this board, giving me +5 baby fever resistance!
i work as a shipyard mechanic, so, yeah, that tracks
We can bypass the aging process and proceed to a total hysterectomy.
I have a steady hand and an erect mind.
INFJs are pretty good at manipulating their social circles; if they ever find the drive to do it
but i want kids!! why would i want to remove my uterus!
plus it can cause all kinds of gross side effects. no way
Can't speak from experience, but the kink test I took told me I'm a dominant leaning switch and that seems to check out with my range of preferences. I want to be able to drink fully of life while still living up to the expected hetero power dynamics so she feels more a woman, and I, more a man. An assertive girl can dissolve the doubt in my head, at which point the light's green. Sub and dom aside, I'm no saint, but my baseline is more lovey dovey vanilla, and I'm pretty obsessed with living up to a potential partner's fantasies. No shock that my dream relationship is idealistic: I want mutual worship.
I don't know if being a switch is common for INFPs but it wouldn't surprise me. We tend to be up and down.
I wanna be yoshi... why can't I be yoshi?
but house is an ISTP, not INTJ
Then I suppose the lesson here is: hurry and have kids if you want them. Don't let the dream go... Flaccid.
Dude that image is a relic from ages past I can't comprehend the pics either.
I still wanna be yoshi though. INFP is a stupid personality.
can xSTPs/xNFJs even run away from their certain fate?
is there even a single thing they could do to stop this from happening?
>i masturbated BEFORE i got on this board
where's the fun in THAT
that was a shit pun user. not to mention
>dont let your dream DRY UP
was RIGHT there, AND more related to going sterile than a soft dick. you should feel bad
i couldnt help it dont bully me
INTP here and this is accurate. Wasted like 5 years in retail making jack shit. Currently unemployed
Aw, don't be like that. I was doing dick puns, obviously. Thanks for the tip though.
>Your sense of self-worth is massively inflated and has no correlation to your actual output in life.
don't you have some revolver barrel to suckle on?
where were you when those people needed help huh?
exactly, you can't even fathom the very idea of adding those to the equation, you're nothing but an inflated ego that thinks you'll find what you're looking for through adding zeroes to your bank account, until you reach 50, you married six times, had three kids with another two women and you realize that you can't find anything that can fill the void in your heart except swallowing a good old .45
look at you, here, wondering why nobody gives a fuck about you and your kind, you're nothing except 'that type that makes money and maybe become CEOs or something', nobody cares about you and you can't care about anybody, all these projections you pushed in that post of yours will never help you in the long run, you're standing on top of your ivory tower, but alone, you have everything and yet you feel like you have nothing, you're looking down on the 'rabble', those 'other people' you despise because you can't understand them, and yet down there they're partying and having fun and having lives, while you can't tell that little voice in your head that the only way to feel it would be to make that jump and kill yourself
faggot
>i couldnt help it dont bully me
but we both know this is EXACTLY what you want
I'm INTP and I do get nervous around people. But I'm pretty sexually dominant in a relationship.
>you really did up the ante after all. luckily, i masturbated BEFORE i got on this board, giving me +5 baby fever resistance!
unforeseen kryptonite. unfortunate.
>can xSTPs/xNFJs even run away from their certain fate?
>is there even a single thing they could do to stop this from happening?
user, they can't stop it within themselves. they need it. they don't want to resist, they want to give in to it. their bodies don't lie. it's often smarter than they are even though they are plenty smart.
>the tip
pun approved, welcome back
pshh that's ridiculous, why would i ever want that.
you cant prove it in court
I don't want to be Albert Einstein. Why the fuck do I always have to be that faggot
einstein wasn't even an INTP i'm pretty sure
Correct. This little fagboi was ESFJ.
>pshh that's ridiculous, why would i ever want that.
is this really a question that needs answering?
though I say that, of course it does, it took me a long time to really understand why does the femoid brain wants the bullying, why is it a requirement to get things flowing down there, why do they feel the need to be put back in their place, to be taken, and the reason is actually really simple; this is the ultimate compliment for the female form
a male going as far as to break the boundaries, breaking the rules, social or sometimes even the legal ones, all just to get a go at her, all just to show her that they want her
the bullying is nothing but a show of force, the female feels weaker and that means realizing that the xNTP CHAD that is currently wooing her is stronger than her, he's on top, he's unstoppable at this point and that means he's superior, the DNA within his love juice is of the utmost quality and that is what renders the poor little foid brain uncappable of keeping her legs closed, he's proven himself as the one that deserves taking and he's proved her as the one that he wants, he could go for anyone else but he chose her, this powerful, quick-witted and silver tongued BEAST picked her; this is what it means
>you cant prove it in court
can't be illegal if nobody calls the cops
nothing can stop us xNTP chads from getting femanoids soaking wet
was just browsing the last thread and this post made me think of something, so funny story
>I think ENTPs would make for terrific elementary teachers
>or college ones (but that would imply 1) forcing said ENTP into getting educated enough to teach said subject and 2) stop him from banging and breeding every single slutty little INFJ student that would come within his arm's reach
So I'm pretty fairly certain one of my favorite professors at uni was an ENTP. Really chill guy and loved by practically everyone, extremely mature ENTP and everything, and I don't doubt I typed him wrong because everything from his sense of humor and mannerisms reminded me way too much of ENTP bf. Anyway, he mentioned his fiance on occasion in class, seemed to really love her and I never really thought much of it. At some point later on I went to a meeting of a cool org that he helped run as faculty, and I meet this girl there that I think is a student like the rest of us, quiet and kind but also elegant and mature. Realize they seem oddly fucking close for a student and professor but don't think much of it. Become sorta friends with her, she seems similar to me personality wise (INFJ) but again I don't think much of it, and since she helps run the org as well I decide to add her on social. Lo and fucking behold, she's his fucking fiance. Do a bit of digging because they seem to have an obvious age gap and I'm curious, and turns out she had already graduated from grad school but literally just like a year ago, and from the same tiny college we were all attending in the same field he taught. Basically when you put all the pieces together there was like a nonzero chance that she was his pupil when they met. They are already out about their relationship and everybody loves them together but I find it hilarious you conveniently can't find him on her socials during the time she was in school when they were def fucking on the DL or whatever
Cute image, but I don't think the artist knows that Ti is categorisation, not Si.
>take stupid jung superfan-made test because who cares
>get intp
>read about the gay fucking functions like a good little retard
>holy shit
>relate to every single aspect of intp
>realize this is the robot type
>fuck
>get esfp even though i never talk with anyone
>my personality is truly based around vidya and this site
just fuck my shit up, I just wanted to make friends online since real people are too different from me and now I am perma no gf
Gotta wonder where she curve is set. I know plenty that make $30k and under but also plenty that make 6 figures with ease.
>MAO
>ENTP
LMAO
>your type
ENFP
>your least favorite type
ENTP. No offence, while we do think smilarly, the only ENTP i did know well was condescending and was a psychopath. His friends seemed to agree.
Well no shit. Banging students is a pretty common occurence they're horny college kids and young it's going to happen. That doesn't mean you don't play it safe by not shouting it from the rooftops and risk your career.
>$61k
ah shit
>your type
INTP
>your least favorite type
ESFP or ENTPs that aren't actual leadership level material so most ENTPs.
Nah, I don't know where you live where it's common, even in this case there were some students whispering about it in a way that implied it was pretty shocking when they first heard about it. I know we're all supposed to be coomers here but in reality most professors genuinely tend to see their pupils as kids compared to them and don't get attached in a personal manner. They worked it all out okay though. Also you misunderstood what I meant by pointing that out, I wasn't saying they should have been open about it, not at all. I just found it amusing, because anyone with two brain cells would be able to put together as secretive as they act about it.
Maybe it's just a difference of placement. In-faculty it's a pretty commonly known open secret. I imagine outside of faculty you end up with your view point. Think of it this way. Just because professors and staff suddenly get a title stapled onto them that doesn't magically sterilize them and stop hormone production and the like. Women don't magically stop being women and men don't magically stop being men. Now, you put these individuals in a position where they get a constant parade of prime age opposite sex going past them they can choose from and you honestly think they won't partake?
The best I've seen is they are low sexuality individuals to begin with and age has done their already low sex drive in completely.
Are you faculty?
I have tangential constant exposure to faculty but I am not employed specifically by whatever uni I am at even if I am working with them on-site for months.
i am a damaged NTP. i can't trust women ever again. love is a lie. i'm miserable. i hate myself.
Okay. Because I did not get that impression at least from the more anonymous faculty only spaces and discussions I have seen online. Looked it up once because I was curious and just found a lot of professors turning their noses up at the very idea because they tended to see the student teacher relationship as a sort of guiding, almost parental role and so saw anything else as a breach of ethics and whatnot. A few others would say they got fleeting crushes but never ever had the urge to act on them. So my impression was not simply because I was student.
im an INFP,, i literally made 83K last year. lmao
You get that to. Most believe it when they say it as well. Again, that doesn't really negate men being men and women being women. The real issue is they can say it a hundred times a semester because they get opportunities from the constant treadmill of students coming through every day but one always seems to crop up where the temptation is clearly there and it's not just a base interest in them as students.
>83K
What do you do?
INTJ are most suffering and cursed mbti
> too much worry
> too much think
> no body loves them
> aim is so high never satisfy him self
> triggered by whatever reason
> too much burden for them
> don't know how to play and joy of life
srsly can i even marry? can i even learn mindfulness? what the fuck should i do?
worst take holy fuck
>aim is so high never satisfy himself
that's where life gut punches intjs. the beatings will continue until morale improves result oriented thinking and acting is overthrown by process oriented thinking and acting
it's an abusive relationship, living that is.
>be INTJ
>been homeless
>going to be homeless again
How do other INTx's deal with loss? I love my home so much but parents are kicking me out and giving the place up and it's making me suicidal, I genuienly love this place and always dreamed about getting it done up to perfection.
Do you guys also latch on to material things this much?
Why yes, I am an ENFP. How could you tell?
Dab Forums here, just made millions off of crypto and GameStop. Where do I find INTP women?
>mostly commie leaders
DROPPED
That's one of shittiest chart i have ever see, it's complete wrong.
>intp
>dominant
good joke
How to woo INFP biofemale? I think if I don't marry her I will literally die of heartbreak.
sounds exactly like something that could've happened to me so I 100% trust you on this tale kek
and I honestly don't see a single thing wrong with it either, muh 'age gap' is a meme and doesn't matter in most relationships, though of course you don't want to date girls too young, but that has nothing to do with the magical 18 numbers and everything to do with their maturity (and the emotional kind, nothing to do with physical maturity (though there's an argument to be made about physical maturity being needed to reach the emotional maturity, obviously)), and I don't see a problem with an adult teacher banging an adult student either if the relationship is serious and it doesn't lead to your usual nepotism and I honestly wouldn't give a single fuck about those kind of 'rules' that teachers shouldn't bang their students if both are willing lol
when there's chemistry, there's chemistry, no more reasons needed for a couple to form, it's just how life is and nobody's got a right to interfere with this one, and where could you find such a chemistry if not in a relationship between an ENTP and an INFJ, ESPECIALLY if the ENTP is in power seeing how submissive INFJs tend to be lmao
This is adorable. Are there more for other types?
Damn dood you're committed. I hope you're successful with whatever angle you're working here
Yes, with people we're comfortable with. I'd say one mark of a successful intp, and a major indication of our happiness, is us having formed a small group of close relationships.
>star wars, enders game
You should check out 40k. I fell in love with the lore just reading wiki pages and watching videos. Very recently a friend has gotten me into the wargame.
Don't fall into the trap of overanalyzing what you could do. Just pick something and go with it. This world is not kind to people without employable skills.
My experiences with relationships haven't been too positive either. I've resolved to keep plugging at it though. I want babies one day.
You're attached to the memories and familiarity. There are better places out there, which if you played your cards right, could be yours. As for dealing with loss? Whenever something is emotionally painful I've found that sitting and thinking through the pain has been very successful. In my past I've often bottled things up and it takes way longer to get over it. If you expose yourself over and over to the pain, it will eventually subside. Get to the root of why you feel the way you do, and resolve to address whatever it is, or try to change your future strategies to be more successful in the future.
>intp einstein le what is algebra
This is all well and fine, until manipulative people start a'groomin'. That's why the rule is there, rampant abuse. One example of many why we can't have nice things. Everyone is subject to the same laws that were designed for shit people. Imagine if every person could be trusted.
>This is all well and fine, until manipulative people start a'groomin'. That's why the rule is there, rampant abuse. One example of many why we can't have nice things. Everyone is subject to the same laws that were designed for shit people. Imagine if every person could be trusted.
>caring about such rules
the teacher she's talking about is the perfect example of why we are the KING types, the rules are there to keep you guys in check, not us
also;
>muh grooming
college age kids can't be 'groomed', or then; every single relationship possess a 'grooming' element, it's natural and normal to want to alter your mate's way of life/thinking to better fit yours over time and this isn't 'grooming' so neither should this example be considered as such either
Oh come now, the rules are blanket for everyone; implemented to reign in just a few problem individuals. The difference between you and I is a matter of the amount of fucks given, of which you guys give few.
I should have been more clear, I wasn't arguing that particular scenario was an instance of grooming. I was saying that I think the limits of acceptability are closer than you imply, and there is good reason for the limits being so strict. Personally, I've always followed half your age plus seven as being acceptable.
>muh grooming
no argument here
You think that rule goes for both genders both ways?
>Personally, I've always followed half your age plus seven as being acceptable.
I agree with the rest, but this is the stupid rule I was going to use as example to make fun of such people, and here you go deciding to use it anyways kek
nothing wrong with a 35-40yo fucking a 22 yo, or even a 20yo if she was to be somewhat stable (sadly though, most just aren't), but this isn't a matter of power difference or anything even somewhat related to that, it's literally just because an individual WILL change during these years, and sometimes radically even, you often can't compare someone when they're 17 to when they're 23 or so, thus dating at this point is a gamble due to you not knowing how said person is going to change
but that has nothing to do with age difference or age gap, honestly just dating anyone for any reason before you're at least 22 (and same for them) is an utter waste of time if you ask me, at least if you want a life mate (which you should, but let's not go into this), but yeah, kids before that just wanna have fun so, hey
and not like anyone is willing or has the power to stop them anyways
also I decided to redo a sakinorva since I haven't done one in a long time, and what the fuck happened huh
(no, that's a rhetorical question, I know it's just called 'maturing' kek)
I just didn't expect this, I used to have an overdevelopped Ti which often fucked with typing systems that sometime tried to type me as INTP instead of ENTP, but close enough after all, but I always had garbage Se/Si and Fi, and now everything's at 30 even my Ni and my Ne is reaching for 42 even lol
can I even be called ENTP anymore at this point?
I don't want to have an identity crisis like centaur has had in the past, what should I do
type
do you listen to asmr
Sure, why not? Typically relationships with an older female are more rare, so it's not often considered.
The rule you mock is really only a few years off of what you'd consider acceptable. 40 / 2 + 7 = 27. Yes, people in that age range are going to be developing no matter what, but I cannot agree that the power dynamic present is completely irrelevant to how the person develops. A person nearing twice the age of the other, closer to a parental figure than a peer, is a potentially dangerous scenario. There are many examples of it turning out poorly. I absolutely agree that it *could* work out swimmingly, but the rampant abuse in the past is why we have these rules.
A lot of people consider ENTP to be the most balanced typed on average.
... what you'd consider acceptable. But those are extremely important formative years.*
Depends. Do you have a fat cock
no, I mock the rule because it is pointless, the 'real' rule is "don't date anyone below 22 or if you yourself are below 22"
>is a potentially dangerous scenario
everything is potentially dangerous, abusive relationships aren't tied to age gaps or anything of the likes, if you ask around you'll find out that more often than not the girls with fucked up past experienced said fucked up-ness with guys in their age range and respecting that stupid rule of yours; but not mine, just immature people trying to play an adult game and fucking each other over their biological and emotional needs
not saying it can't happen though, but again, if you respect my rule then they're both mature individuals and can chose for themselves what the fuck is going on, if the girl is 22 and the guy is 50 or even 70 for all I care, same difference to me lol (and that goes if you reverse genders as well, of course)
though you're not quite mature at 22 either, but I feel like the 'big changes' at least will have happened by then, and it's a great time to actually start looking for relationships and building lives together, is all
I'm pretty sure I never heard that one, that's new to me, but I can kinda see where it's coming from... if the ENTP has matured through a lot of self-introspection, but not before though
do you really feel the need to ask?
Why do you keep saying xNTP as if INTPs are included in these statements?
>most balanced type on average
HA!
Yea cause that determines which type you are
Because INTP's have an odd track record of actively attracting women even when they're too socially blind to notice or reciprocate. Even ENTP's don't have that going for them.
If I didn't know any better I'd say you were alliance building with the drooling INTP masses. II mean it's true that they're largely acceptable enough for women to settle for. But to compare them to big stinkey dick ENTP kings? That's a moral injustice.
Can confirm. Throughout my life girls have fallen over for me. I've just been too self absorbed and oblivious to notice.
If numbers gathered are right INTP's have much larger dicks than ENTP's as well.
You got data or smth? From the people I've talked to I think ENTP has the largest
I meant metaphorically. Also there's no way they're stinkier
>Yea cause that determines which type you are
I meant; of course I do, and why do you care, are you a FAGGOT
I'm pretty sure it's extremely safe for me to assume that INTP cocks are much stinkier, all due to the fact that ENTPs will shower more often
You're the one that asked what your type was nigga, ask and ye shall receive
Cross reference of a million and one places.
That was never covered and thus we will need an impartial judge. Of course they will need to be a woman as they have a better sense of smell.
There's no way that's true. INTPs are way more self conscious, they're also much less fat. There's no way they have stinkier schlongs than those delicious ENTP smegma dispensers.
>Don't fall into the trap of overanalyzing what you could do. Just pick something and go with it. This world is not kind to people without employable skills.
Yeah, I figured I need to just pick something and do it. I've been thinking of just going into nursing and following that career path. Not really sure if it'd be a good fit for me but nothing really does lol. What do you do for a living, user?
I'm a computer engineer by degree, employed as an electrical engineer. But I would not recommend that path to anyone haha
Just see what opportunities are around you, nurses and healthcare workers are always needed though and the money isn't terrible.
As for what's a good fit, no job perfectly fits a type, but given their low earnings INTPs probably have the biggest issue finding work satisfaction. On the other hand, once you get comfortable in a position and find you can do it easily you can focus on your own hobbies and interests.
Whats a good job for entp?
I am guessing lawyers?
I feel like they would make good teachers
Wouldnt that be enfj?
No, ENFJs just enjoy being teachers
teachers, lawyers, social workers to some extent too, or anything involving brainstorming, like those fags going around jumping from big corps to big corps telling them how they should handle their employees and the public and whatnot
publicists too, I tried some multimedia course thing a while back and I realized that this shit would fit me really well lol